... for the record, I was wearing a short-sleeved black shirt with white polka dots, a white linen-blend jacket with black polka dots, last year's wide-legged black linen pants, black bamboo socks, my Fluevog Ace Face shoes in Charcoal Alligator (mine are sort of mauve), and a Goorin Brother straw hat. My jewelry consisted of a leather bracelet made from an upcycled belt, a charoite and hematite necklace I made myself, a Kory Bing Hallucigenia pin, and a cheap Casio watch.
So I'm going to take it as a compliment, but seriously, what?