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I have Mpreg orgy SPN crack-bunny involving the angels. HOW?!
Dean and Sam find Castiel assembling a *huge* pile of rotting vegetation one day when they're at Bobby's. He won't leave it and he keeps fussing over it -- adding and removing bits of warm rotting garbage -- because Dean has just not been careful with his not-boyfriend because he figured that "hey, we're both guys. It's not like anyone's going to get pregnant."
WRONG! :D Except it's not a baby on the way, it's a large speckly egg the size of a football... that Castiel promptly buries in pile of warm stinky rot. Because angels are like gators and megapodes that way.
What'd be more hilarious if Anna and Gabriel show up and are like "hey, is that a nest?" and generally lose their minds over "yay nest!", because angels are communal nesters. The nest is usually in the middle of a garrison, and fledglings are just incorporated into the garrison as soon as they hatch. Which doesn't quite work out when the only egg in this particular nest is half-human... especially if Anna and Gabriel think adding more eggs is a good idea, because it would be awful to be the only fledgling out of a nest, really...
Also angels aren't monogamous when it comes to laying eggs for fledglings -- if the nest is cared for in common, maybe the important thing is to get as many eggs in the next as possible when the garrison goes into breeding mode... and who cares who your pair-bonded beloved is when they are eggs to make, damnit. But look, potential Vessels humans are actually *compatible* when your garrison nests, which neither Gabriel nor Anna knew. Castiel didn't know *any* of this, since he was hatched out the last time his garrison went nest-crazy (which they hadn't done since shortly before Lucifer fell because it just *hurt* to lose all those fledglings putting down the Rebels), which also explains how fricking green he is (because he's still a young angel) and why he's still a virgin, because angels don't have sex for pair-bonding usually.
It would be hilarious, because Sam and Dean dealing with three horny and determined angels would be pure comedy gold.
Basically, it's insanely silly and would let me indulge my angels-as-space-aliens interpretation, because the angels are *not* and should *not* be written as humans with wings, at least as far as I'm concerned...
kijikun and her hilarious and sweet crack drabbleI have Mpreg orgy SPN crack-bunny involving the angels. HOW?!
Dean and Sam find Castiel assembling a *huge* pile of rotting vegetation one day when they're at Bobby's. He won't leave it and he keeps fussing over it -- adding and removing bits of warm rotting garbage -- because Dean has just not been careful with his not-boyfriend because he figured that "hey, we're both guys. It's not like anyone's going to get pregnant."
WRONG! :D Except it's not a baby on the way, it's a large speckly egg the size of a football... that Castiel promptly buries in pile of warm stinky rot. Because angels are like gators and megapodes that way.
What'd be more hilarious if Anna and Gabriel show up and are like "hey, is that a nest?" and generally lose their minds over "yay nest!", because angels are communal nesters. The nest is usually in the middle of a garrison, and fledglings are just incorporated into the garrison as soon as they hatch. Which doesn't quite work out when the only egg in this particular nest is half-human... especially if Anna and Gabriel think adding more eggs is a good idea, because it would be awful to be the only fledgling out of a nest, really...
Also angels aren't monogamous when it comes to laying eggs for fledglings -- if the nest is cared for in common, maybe the important thing is to get as many eggs in the next as possible when the garrison goes into breeding mode... and who cares who your pair-bonded beloved is when they are eggs to make, damnit. But look, potential Vessels humans are actually *compatible* when your garrison nests, which neither Gabriel nor Anna knew. Castiel didn't know *any* of this, since he was hatched out the last time his garrison went nest-crazy (which they hadn't done since shortly before Lucifer fell because it just *hurt* to lose all those fledglings putting down the Rebels), which also explains how fricking green he is (because he's still a young angel) and why he's still a virgin, because angels don't have sex for pair-bonding usually.
It would be hilarious, because Sam and Dean dealing with three horny and determined angels would be pure comedy gold.
Basically, it's insanely silly and would let me indulge my angels-as-space-aliens interpretation, because the angels are *not* and should *not* be written as humans with wings, at least as far as I'm concerned...
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And Dean takes that to mean he's been messing around with an underage angel...