Why does my brain hate me?

It keeps springing neat fic idea on me when I have *no* time to work on them.

Today, it wanted to ( mash-up the story of Hades and Persephone, the rebellion of Lucifer, and Flash characters )

katzedecimal is going to yell at me to write this one too, I bet. She says I'm far more cruel to the characters than she is...