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I finally got the Bite Me! story I'd been requesting! And it's hilarious!
Poor Luther is never going to get through one of his and Lucien's adventures with pants, it appears.
Pantsless and Heroic by Anonymous for Neotoma
Fandoms: Bite Me!
Teen And Up Audiences
No Archive Warnings Apply
Gen
Relationships: Claire/Lucien, Lucien/Luther
Characters: Claire, Lucien, Luther, Audric, Ginevra
Other Tags: Vampires, Werewolves, Comedy, Ridiculous, With apologies to Brotherhood of the Wolf, And to France, Claire Ships It, Gratuitous nudity, Gratuitous Chicken
Summary: Lucien recounts the story of how he and Luther met. Claire has her own interpretation of their relationship and also mixed opinions on the morality of peasant-eating.
Poor Luther is never going to get through one of his and Lucien's adventures with pants, it appears.