The plot bunnies are attacking!
Mostly because of
this discussion of
wallbangers in canon, I am being attacked by a short fic plot bunny that wants to deal with the wallbangers of "mutants don't get AIDS"
and "Hank McCoy is gay (but not really)".
By having Hank go out to dinner with a scientist from the Pasteur Institute -- and stay out all night. Scott wants to be pissy and shocked about it, and I don't know if that's fair to him as a character...