The 'E' is silent, moron.

Well, a recruiter just called me. Not to offer *me* a job, but to get me to give her the names of any Sales people who I know from the Old Company who she might like to offer a job.

She misprounced my name. It's not a hard name. It's a common English-language name, with a silent 'E' on the end; this is standard spelling of my name, not even some weird modern variant. People who pronounce the 'E' are idiots, ones who aren't paying attention or trying to get my back up, as pronouncing the 'E' -- which makes the name into a diminuitive -- is a sure way to piss me the hell off.

I think I'll just erase her message and round-file her.